July 1, 2008
Oh %@*#, here we go again
Damn it, I’m mad again. This seems to happen whenever I try to venture into the hearing world, where the inhabitants are ready to squash us like the bugs they think we are.
Here’s the latest. My dentist referred me to an orthodontist (Steven M. Kazley DDS, 1688 Monroe Ave., Rochester, NY 14618, 585-244-3500) for a consultation. When I told the office I would need an interpreter, they replied with those dreaded and illegal words: “Feel free to bring your own interpreter.”
Hey, feel free to be sued for violating the Americans with Disabilities Act, pal.
I find it so dismaying and discouraging and disgusting that people are still trying to pull this crap 17 years after the ADA went into effect.
I find it very hard to believe that a busy orthodontics office that operates in two upscale suburbs of Rochester, the home to so many deaf people, could be so ignorant about their responsibilities under Federal law.
You have to wonder how many other deaf people they’ve pulled this stunt on, perhaps meek deafies who don’t know their rights and slink away with their tails between their legs.
Perhaps they are not ignorant of the ADA at all, but have made a conscious strategic decision to reject all such requests and only grudgingly give in to those few patients who complain
But I lost all interest in having this office deal with my orthodontic needs. I feel that if they are this stupid about one aspect of their business, you have to wonder what else they don’t know, like maybe how to straighten teeth.
I am apprehensive about orthodontia to start with, and here they are choosing to start our relationship with an illegal and unethical approach. I don’t want to fight them over an interpreter when they are going to end up rooting around in my mouth and could forget to give me novacaine or whatnot.
But here’s the funny thing. I am no stranger to these people. I have been taking my son there for his braces for more than a year. And just a few weeks ago, I brought my daughter in for a consultation. I expected to wait in the waiting room and get a written report at the end, but instead I was made to go in with them and sit there for 45 minutes and understand nothing except when my daughter would sign a snippet of the conversation.
At the end, the dentist’s assistant said to me, “Did you get that?” and I said, “Not a word,” at which point she and the dentist both laughed. Ah yes, how funny, the patient’s deaf father who is going to be paying all the bills didn’t understand a word about the treatment plan. Hilarious. Also humiliating and dispiriting.
So when it came time to make an appointment for my own consultation, I was damned if I was going to sit there for an hour and not understand anything.
I was prepared to spend thousands of dollars on treatment with this dentist but first they would need to do a sales pitch and explain things to me. How on earth do they expect to do that if I can’t understand a word they are saying? They need the interpreter more than I do if they want to make the sale.
There really needs to be a better way to call people out when they violate the ADA. As of now I have to send a letter to the U.S. Department of Justice and it could be six months before they send me a form letter saying they received my complaint. Or I have to come up with the money for a private attorney.
There should be ADA police whom we can call for immediate assistance any time a dentist’s office or other entity tries to weasel out of their obligations and trample on the rights of people with disabilities.
Bring my own interpreter? Yeah, right. You people can go and have a nice day.
See also:
Bring my own interpreter??!!, from November 2006, when the Town of Brighton Justice Court tried to play the same game with me.
Legal Rights: Doctors (from the National Association of the Deaf)



